1. |
Burn That Woman Down
03:06
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You say you love me
Say you love me truly
Yeah, you say you love me
Say you love me truly
Why don't you come on over?
Come on over, honey, and prove it to me
You ask me when I'm gonna write you a song
You keep on askin' me when I'm gonna write you a song
Go ahead and break my heart
You'll have your song before too long
I'm gonna burn that woman down
You say you love me
Say you love me truly
Yeah, you say you love me
Say you love me truly
Why don't you come on over?
Come on over. honey, and prove it to meeeeeee
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2. |
I Wanna Be a Sellout
01:45
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I'm tired of working hard for the man all day
Just waitin' to come home to my guitar and play
Tired of walking down the street bein' nobody
Just wanna make it big then everyone'll know me
Said I wanna be a sellout
Just drop a fat sack of cash in my lap
I'll sing anything ya want me to
Don't care about art, man, that's the truth
Bein' original just doesn't seem to be the way
When ya belly's empty and ya got bills to pay
Broke as a joke with about zero fans
When we started makin' songs this isn't quite what I had planned
Said I wanna be a sellout
Just drop a fat sack of cash in my lap
I'll sing anything ya want me to
Don't care about art, man, that's the truth
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3. |
Seedy Sunday
03:46
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I came to town on Monday
Came to fill my boots
Ash-tray breath and eyes like death
Just wanna get a root
Neon signs were callin'
Handful of Caesar's chips
The wheel spun it all came undone
That's when it turned to shit
It's a seedy Sunday
It's a sleazy Sunday
It's a seedy Sunday
Yeahhh
So, now I've got no cash left
I think it's all gone
Like botox smiles & silicon breasts
Fake like the promise of fun
I leave town a stinkin' mess
I hitch a ride alone
There's nothing left, I lost it all
I can't go back home
It's a seedy Sunday
It's a sleazy Sunday
It's a seedy Sunday
Yeahhh
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Hey, honey, saw you from across the dance-floor
Liked your moves, thought I'd like to see some more
Thought I'd like to mosey on over
Thought I'd like to get to know ya
There's just a few things that I gotta know
Before you take your friends and go
Have you ever made love to a moustached man?
Would you like the feeling if it tickled your neck?
Have you got a thing for Tom Selleck?
Would you like the feeling if it tickled your chin?
Have you got a thing for Errol Flynn?
Have you ever heard of Howard Hughes?
Honey, I could be him just for you
Have you ever made love to a moustached man?
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5. |
Not My Wife
03:14
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I saw a woman she wa' drippin' w' estrogen
She gonna make an excellent milf someday
She wa' thicc just like a stone-age Venus
She could show ya just what you were made fo'
She could show ya what this world's about
Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman would eat you alive
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman would eat you alive
Saw another woman look like she had a rich daddy
Kinda woman made up with her lips painted red
Kinda woman get wine-drunk weekdays
Kinda woman who lives for brunch & coffee
What she gon' do with a rough uncouth boy like you?
Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman would bleed you dry
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman would bleed you dry
Saw another woman look 'bout 19 years old
She wa' lookin' cute she had her hair cut acrossways
She wa' rockin' those 90's mum jeans
That kinda girl could teach you a few things
But you she could never understand
Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman love to cause strife
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman love to cause strife
My son is waiting for me
Waiting for me to set him free
Waiting for me to show him the way
I'm sure I'll find it one of these days
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6. |
Panzram
04:57
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I was born June 28 1891
I was taught to love Jesus at the Minnesota Training School
There they painted us black & blue
They brought that strap down on my bare back
When they were through I loved Jesus so much I sent him down 21 souls
My name is Panzram and I'm 6 foot tall
Hunnid ninety pounds of concentrated rage
For my crimes I hang in Kansas this day
In 1911 near El Pasos, Texas I robbed a man then tied him up
There I left him for the coyotes
In 1920, City Island, New York I took ten sailors, got 'em good & drunk
I blew their brains out with my .45
In 29, Fort Leavenworth I killed a screw
I crushed his head with a 10 pound bar
My name is Panzram and I'm 6 foot tall
Hunnid ninety pounds of concentrated rage
For my crimes I hang in Kansas this day
We the jury find that on the 20th of June 1929 upon the US Military Reservation of Forth Leavenworth, Kansas, one Carl Panzram did knowingly, willfully and with malice aforethought kill and murder one RG Warnke with a certain deadly weapon; to wit, an iron bar two feet long and one inch in diameter. This the said Carl Panzram did contrary to the peace and dignity of the United States of America.
My name is Panzram and I'm 6 foot tall
Hunnid ninety pounds of concentrated rage
For my crimes I hang in Kansas this day
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7. |
Sheryl
03:11
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When I come by to visit
I'm hoping she's around
If I'd a lady like her
Man, I'd sure be proud
I never seen her angry
Or yell or anything
Those guys wrote 'Pretty Woman'
When they seen her walkin' down the street
Sheryl
Oh, Sheryl
Someday I'd like to love a lady like you
Her hair is smooth & shiny
Like feathers on a crow
Her smile is just like sunlight
She's the nicest mum I know
When I seen her doin' laundry
I was amazed at the care she takes
Folds it up neat & gentle
Then puts it all away
Sheryl
Oh, Sheryl
Someday I'd like to love a lady like you
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8. |
Gratitude Song
02:56
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I'm grateful for the sunshine which nourishes all living things
I'm grateful for the ocean often a midwife to my ponderings
I'm grateful for the stars when I come home late and they overwhelm me with awe
I'm grateful for rain on Sundays 'cause then I can do stuff all
Thank you, you make life a little more bearable
Thank you, it's too easy to feel like you don't matter at all
I'm grateful to the teachers at school who persevered when I gave them good reason to quit
I'm grateful to the people at the hospital who fixed my finger when I broke it
I'm grateful to the people at the supermarket and the farmers who feed me who I'll never meet
I'm grateful to my mother for everything she's ever done for me
Thank you, you make life a little more bearable
Thank you, it's too easy to feel like you don't matter at all
I'm grateful for the water freely given then delivered to my tap by the work of many
I'm grateful for my guitar which for all the hours I give it gives back to me in plenty
I'm grateful to the people at maccas who're always there to give me a good feed when I really need it
I'm grateful for the internet which's given me access to more information than my ancestors could've dreamed of
Thank you, you make life a little more bearable
Thank you, it's too easy to feel like you don't matter at all
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9. |
One-Woman Man
03:30
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I wanna be a one-woman man
I wanna be a one-woman man
I'm tired of running around town
She gotta have a head of long hair
She gotta have a head of long hair
Want that hair down, baby, down to her breasts
I wanna be a one-woman man
I wanna be a one-woman man
I'm tired of running around town
She gotta have a pair of thick thighs
She gotta have a pair of thick thighs
My legs are long, yeah, they're long enough
I wanna be a one-woman man
I wanna be a one-woman man
I'm tired of running around town
She gotta try & understand
Aww honey, pls try & understand
This world's a damn cold place, baby, when she don't understand
I wanna be a one-woman man
I wanna be a one-woman man
I'm tired of running around town
I wanna be a one-woman man
I wanna be a one-woman man
I'm tired of running around town
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10. |
Cold Hot Lady
04:05
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Cold hot lady
I think you're great
I really need you
We should date
Cold hot lady, you blow my mind
I can't sleep a wink
I see you standin' there, you're doin' fine
I think I need a drink
You make me crazy 'cause you don't give a rat's arse
Your shoulder's cold as ice
Cut me down with your witty banter
Or maybe you'll be nice
Cold hot lady
I think you're great
I really need you
We should date
Cold hot lady, you fry my eggs
You grill my bacon too
Pretty clever and you're almost fearless
Think I'm in love with you
Come with me, we'll fly to Saturn
Or somewhere else in space
Or maybe order in a cheesy pizza
And head round to your place
I wanna spend my days with you
We can spend the nights together too
We won't run out of things to do
At the end of the day it's just me and you
Cold hot lady
I think you're great
I really need you
We should date
Cold hot lady, you chew my balls
Nothing's ever right
You pick holes in everything
You're always ready for a fight
Is there a way to make you happy?
I think I'll never know
To get a smile on your pretty face
I'd have to synthesise gold
I wanna spend my days with you
We can spend the nights together too
We won't run out of things to do
At the end of the day it's just me and you
Cold hot lady
I think you're great
I really need you
We should date
Cold hot lady, will I ever get
To get close to you?
Or will I live my life in regret?
And will you find someone new?
I'll always think that you're pretty scary
I'll handle you with caution
I'll always have a soft spot for you
Because I think you're awesome
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11. |
You Can Do It
02:50
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Sometimes it's like everything you try comes up short
Sometimes it's like it doesn't even matter how hard you fought
Sometimes it's like everything's about to fall apart
And you had no idea making it would be this hard
But you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
Yeah, you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
I can see you're thinking of giving up
Yeah, I can see you've just about had enough
But you are strong, man, stronger than you could ever know
It's only when you have to struggle that your true strength begin to show
'Cause you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
Yeah, you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
There will be times when all hope seems gone
When you cannot find the will to carry on
But hold on
Hold on
Hold on
Hold on
'Cause I know
Yeah, I know
That you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
Yeah, you can do it, man
Yes, I know you can
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